The week is over, so as Sam & Dave said, let's wrap it up. Last night was the final presidential debate, and to the surprise of absolutely everybody, Trump managed to not fling shit at everyone while wagging his dick at the moderator. Even the much-ballyhooed mute button only got used once, it seems. Despite all that, the general … Continue reading Friday, October 23, 2020
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
I have had a day. I won't be going into detail, of course, but suffice to say I have not had a chance to pay attention to the world around me. So we'll take a quick scan at the news and see what jumps out. I think maybe the most significant bit of information of the past … Continue reading Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Monday, October 19, 2020
Otis is fussing for his afternoon constitutional, so we'll get down to business. Heard on the Five O'Clock News that the Governor of Mississippi, Tate Reeves, has issued a mask mandate for Itawamba County, the very place where Enon Holler World Headquarters is located. A number of other counties are included in the mandate, notably Lee County … Continue reading Monday, October 19, 2020
The Weekend: October 17-18, 2020
I've had a hell of a time starting these things this week. I've never been great about introductory paragraphs. Generally not as bad as my headlines but it's always a tough one. Since this is turning out to continue the trend, let's get on into this week's Gibberish. As well done as the News was … Continue reading The Weekend: October 17-18, 2020
Friday, October 16, 2020
Man, what a week. Is it me or does it actually get dumber every week? I think it does. Reckon what causes it? Something weird with the Large Hadron Collider or having the internet casts off all the masks. Either way, this is the light cone we all find ourselves in, so let's see if … Continue reading Friday, October 16, 2020
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
I've had a long day and got some Actual Paying Work on my table, so let's not mess around. I suppose the biggest news today was a story by The New York Post concerning Republicans' on-going obsession with Hunter Biden. According to the Post, a computer repairman was working on a laptop that had pictures proving a long-dismissed conspiracy … Continue reading Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Monday, October 12, 2020
I don't have a clever intro today, so let's jump right into it. The Senate Judicial Committee started it's hearing on whether or not Amy Coney Barrett goes on to a Senate vote. It was, suffice to say, a contentious day as both parties spent most of their time being disappointed in each other. Let's … Continue reading Monday, October 12, 2020
The Weekend: October 10-11, 2020
For whatever reason, every night around 7 p.m. or so, Otis has taken to getting extremely nervous and upset. He doesn't want to play, he doesn't want to go outside, he doesn't want to hang out in the living room with Momma, and he really doesn't want me to love on him. He just whines … Continue reading The Weekend: October 10-11, 2020
Friday, October 9, 2020
The week's over and it has been a dumb one. I mean really, really dumb, reaching heights of dumbness heretofore unseen in the neighborhood. Now, usually I appreciate the chaotic absurdity of the universe, but this is getting tedious. Let's start with something that actually matters. Hurricane Delta, the tenth named hurricane of 2020 (a new … Continue reading Friday, October 9, 2020
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Tonight's the Vice-Presidential debate and, like the Presidential counterparts, I won't be watching. The most interesting bits will be on Twitter before the evening's out anyway. In any event, apart from being a complete bastard, Mike Pence has all the charisma of moldy cheese and sucks the life out of anything he's involved in, up to and … Continue reading Wednesday, October 7, 2020
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